Wild Hairdos of The 2014 World Cup

I love Kyle Beckerman and how he plays. He's tough, aggressive, and is a moderately talented midfielder. But his hair... goodness gracious. It looks as if he took some grass clippings after cutting his yard, glued them to his head, then stuck his ol' noggin in the freezer for a couple hours.

Palacio is an underrated player for Argentina, mainly because All-Universe player Lionel Messi steals all the spotlight.

But he sports a rat tail... Enough said.

I've seen fades before, but this is a mix between a fade and a flat-top 'do gone horribly bad. Bičakčić, I think I speak for everyone when I say, "I'd like to hit a pitching wedge off that patch of hair."

Look, I'm a huge fan of good afros, but when they look like you neglect any hair care whatsoever, you belong on this list. When a randomly shaken Wooly Willy has better hair then you, then something needs to change. Fellaini, you're a good player, but your new nickname should be "Mop."

A good looking beard is hard to top. Mohawks are awesome, too. But when it looks as though you missed an entire strip while shaving your head, it gets you on a list of wild hairdos.

That's an exquisite beard though, so Meireles does have that going for him.